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Babylon
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CHRIS MIKSANEK - THE MED CITY
MOVIE GUY
Margo Robbie’s character is loosely based on
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“All is vanity... There is no remembrance of
former things; neither shall there be any remembrance
of things that are to come with those that shall come
after.”
—
Ecclesiastes I hated this
one, but I also loved it and I will be talking about this one on
KROC.
Forty Quarts of Liquor
Nearly
a century before Harvey Weinstein and Kevin
Spacey shamed Hollywood spawning the #MeToo
and Time’s-Up movements, popular film star
Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle — second at the box
office only to Charlie Chaplin — stood trial
for the murder of the young starlet Virginia
Rappe. Some medical experts, and the court of
public opinion, concluded the girl died in a
sexual assault after a weekend of consuming
illegal alcohol, her bladder having ruptured
under Fatty’s 266 pounds.
But after three
trials and a defense that cost Arbuckle more
than did O. J. Simpson’s “Dream Team,” the
comedian was freed. The public was never
persuaded. “Everywhere today,” one period
commentary said, “Arbuckle’s name, with its
unsavory associations, is met with a sneer;
everywhere indecent living is branded as
‘Fatty Arbuckle stuff.’” Using
contemporaneous accounts, “Forty
Quarts of Liquor,” — a reference to the
amount of prohibition-era illegal alcohol
Arbuckle’s party consumed — documents
Hollywood’s first scandal.
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Bullet Train
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CHRIS MIKSANEK - THE MED CITY
MOVIE GUY
Sometimes too much to unpack in real time but
otherwise a wild romp. Fun cameos by Channing Tatum
and Ryan Reynolds and a robust ensemble cast
notwithstanding poorly cast Michael Shannon and a
distracting Sandra Bullock. I talked about
this one in detail on
KROC.
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2000 Mules
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CHRIS MIKSANEK - THE MED CITY
MOVIE GUY
A few years ago I walked into the funeral parlor to
pay my respect to my uncle. But rather than weep, I
laughed out loud because my wisecracking cousin had
put an “I voted” sticker on my uncle’s lapel.
Having been born and raised in Chicago, vote
fraud is a given, and like the mob who collects on
every cement delivery, it’s simply the cost of doing
business. (Yea, it’s kind of depressing to accept, but
the alternative is to live in denial.)
Worse, election shenanigans cannot possibly be
limited to Chicago and it would be beyond naivety, in
fact, patently dishonest, to claim no fraud
exists.
The issue, then, isn’t whether fraud exists. It
most certainly does. The
issue is whether vote fraud has been significant
enough to swing an election.
That’s what Dinesh D’Souza’s
2000 Mules attempts to
prove
with damning cell phone geotracking data mapped to
swing state-certified video footage depicting suspicious
people depositing multiple ballots into drop boxes,
after which several of these so-called ‘mules’ remove
their surgical gloves and toss them into nearby trash
cans. I talked about this one in
detail on
KROC.
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Mayberry Man
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CHRIS MIKSANEK - THE MED CITY
MOVIE GUY
For those under 65 it’s impossible to imagine what an
entertainment powerhouse was Danny Thomas. Of course
he most notably founded the St. Luke’s Children’s
Hospital in Memphis (Elvis was an early supporter and
donated his yacht) under the ideal that “No child should die in
the dawn of life.”
Danny Thomas and Andy Griffith. |
But as an entertainer, his
popularity and business acumen (he was one of the
original owners of the Miami Dolphins) was unmatched.
As a producer, he was behind the successful Dick Van
Dyke Show, The Mod Squad, and his daughter Marlo’s
That Girl.
But the show for which he is
most famous is his eponymous show a/k/a Make Room for
Daddy. One of the episodes was actually a pilot for
his most successful television series, The Andy
Griffith Show, and its plot went thus: Thomas’
character gets pinched passing through Mayberry where
his dismissive holier-than-though showbiz attitude
clashes with the homespun sheriff. Thomas wants to
pay the fine and move on but Andy wants him to learn
a lesson so he jails Thomas. As the kooky cast come and
go through the courtroom, he gradually appreciates
this slower life.
Family-friendly Mayberry Man
essentially parallels that pilot. Big Deal Hollywood
actor Chris Stone (Brett Varvel) is clocked at 105 MPH and is
sentenced to spend the week at the region’s
“MayberryFest.” He’s initially indignant and
condescending until he starts to meet some of the
locals playing their favorite characters among them
Barney and Floyd the Barber who ultimately win him
over.
All this is accomplished with
absolutely zero cuss words. It’s also curiously
accomplished without a cameo by Sheriff Taylor,
himself. Hmmm...
Good harmless fun.
I talked about this one in detail on
KROC.
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The Bad Guys
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CHRIS MIKSANEK - THE MED CITY
MOVIE GUY
No one is beyond redemption, except maybe those jerks
behind me who couldn’t keep their popcorn-holes shut
for even 5 minutes during my screening of DreamWorks’
The Bad Guys, based on the
popular book series of the same name.
Here a cabal of storybook bad guys led by The
Big Bad Wolf perpetrate heist after heist and
generally relish in their evilness... until, that is,
one of them learns his tail wags more robustly when
he accidentally does good. Often
reminiscent of more clever films like The
Fantastic Mr. Fox and personal favorite
Hoodwinked, The Bad
Guys is not without merit but may not be enough
for not fans of the Scholastic series.
“Would you like butter on your popcorn?" No, but
here’s $20, please put mucilage on theirs.
I talked about this one in detail on
KROC.
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Father Stu
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CHRIS MIKSANEK - THE MED CITY
MOVIE GUY
A remarkably necessary and inspiring story of finding
faith whose wide-release status would not be possible
without Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson. Refreshingly,
there have been only a few critics of this true story
and of their aspersions perhaps Bishop Sheen said it
best, “There are not one hundred people in the United
States who hate The Catholic Church, but there are
millions who hate what they wrongly perceive the
Catholic Church to be.” I talked
about this one in detail on
KROC.
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American Crime Story: Impeachment
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CHRIS MIKSANEK - THE MED CITY
MOVIE GUY
Sarah Paulson and Sterling K. Brown did an amazing
job in 2016’s American Crime Story: The
People v. O. J. Simpson. Paulson is
back, this time as Linda Tripp in season three’s
American Crime Story: Impeachment.
Clive Owen and Edie Falco are Bill and Hillary in
this 10-hour tale that humanizes Monica Lewinsky
(Beanie Feldstein) and introduces much needed context
to Tripp’s backstory most of which the American
people have gotten only from late night talk show
monologue jokes and SNL skits.
Well executed but frustrating to be reminded what
POSs were the Clintons especially towards women
trying hold power accountable.
I talked about
this one in detail on
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When We Were Bullies
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CHRIS MIKSANEK - THE MED CITY
MOVIE GUY
Filmmaker Jay Rosenblatt’s journey to reconnect with
those involved in an incident that’s haunted him for
fifty years: that time his entire grade school class
chased-down and collectively physically bullied a
student. Their teacher then called the class animals
but demurs when asked about it now admitting there
was probably one such schoolyard offense every year.
Wow. Unfortunately, while the
premise is intriguing, the film is without closure.
I talked about
this one in detail on
KROC.
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The Automat
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CHRIS MIKSANEK - THE MED CITY
MOVIE GUY
Automats in pop culture include
The Flintstones, above, and
notorious cheapskate Jack Benny, below, who
handed a roll of nickels to each of his
guests at a black tie event he hosted at an
H&H.
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For most of the 20th century the automat, a
diner-setting fitted only with food vending windows,
was a fixture both in large cities like New York and
Philadelphia as well as in pop culture.
The Automat director
Lisa Hurwitz introduces (or re-introduces) these
ubiquitous eateries with the help of the likes of Mel
Brooks, Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Colin Powell
recounting their own visceral and gastric connections
to these cafeterias who at their peak fed nearly
800,000 people per day. One of
the more interesting and enjoyable documentaries of
the last decade and precisely what a good
documentary should be: the presentation and
preservation of a unique facet of our shared culture.
I talked about this one in detail on
KROC.
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Roe v. Wade
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CHRIS MIKSANEK - THE MED CITY
MOVIE GUY
The timing of Jon Voight’s latest,
Roe v. Wade, is
noteworthy as this very moment (March, 2022) the U.S. Supreme Court
is deliberating at which point after #SCIENCE has
determined a new life has begun is it socially
permissible to terminate it. Voight (Midnight Cowboy,
Anaconda) is Chief Justice Warren Berger who helmed
the court which included former Mayo Clinic attorney
Harry Blackmun and the Med City earns a mention in
the film for that and its incubation of the decision
which Blackmun penned here. The film dramatizes the
machinations of the case which began as a specious
grassroots movement before reaching the chambers
where the pragmaticism of the issue seemed more
critical than its constitutional foundation.
Frequent
reminders of its low production budget
notwithstanding, Roe v. Wade is unlikely to change
minds even thought central characters in the actual saga did. More remarkable is the eclectic
cast which includes Jamie Kennedy (Scream, The Jamie
Kennedy Experiment), Corbin Bernsen (L. A. Law),
Steve Guttenberg (Cocoon, Three Men and a Baby), and
Joey Lawrence (“Whoa!”).
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Last updated:
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